Slappy Dearthday!

I think everyone who's posted in this thread so far could do an admirable job of writing a path in a VN like this one. I'm of the opinion that excellent writing can arise without even a whiff of a degree or diploma. At first all you need is the technical skill; the grammar and paragraph structure an...

Bappy Hirthday!

I feed on their displeasure.

The temptation to be racist in this thread is overwhelming... But let's just say that I have a STRONG feeling that burgers will win by a landslide.

Whaaat? Lemurs are the ONLY way to go. Lemurs are like the annoying, low class, little brother to monkeys. Lemurs are the microwavable fish sticks to the monkey's fire roasted salmon fillet. (I just went out to eat, can't you tell :P ) Monkeys are common working class food, like McDonald's. Lemurs ...

It's Incredulous' birthday?

I'm incredulous!

See what I did there? Oh, the wit. XP Anyway, happy birthday if you actually end up reading this thread, Incredulous... That is, if you aren't already drunk and face-down in a birthday gutter.

That lemur video is just too awesome. I worry that it will single-handedly sway everyone to the lemur side of the force.

...But perhaps THIS will change the mind of you who is seated on the fence:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcP91tQ4ZSM

Lemurs; small, snowy-haired apelike things that are unrealistically cute. Monkeys; above, except with brown fur, less-freaky eyes, and the ability to throw faeces. WHO WILL WIN? This extremely important issue was brought up in the dev IRC recently, and it is absolutely imperative that this mammalian...