Nostalgia <3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4tFiF2dWfk
Magnificent.

I stopped coming because nothing the least bit interesting was happening. If I want to figure out what's going on I usually just bug Gloor or Rav on Skype.

@Broseph Stalin
Hobbes, but Calvin's inside me.
(GIGGITY.)

Gotta love South Park.

>human rights
HAHAAHAHA
I realized the question was idiotic, by the way. Hell, my female ideal is pretty dysfunctional anyway.

... Uhh, Doghunner is Dogfucker, man.

Alrighty, but again, nobody is equal to anyone else, and never has been.

Well yes, but I mean really why try to make people care about incomplete/highly imperfect people in the first place? Why go for an Eva/Madoka character when you can have an ideal waifu, since it's all in your head anyways?

It's all good.

Someone more stable; if you're going to imagine an unlikely mate for yourself, why make it fall short of any arbitrary ideal?

Why are you attempting to emulate highly imperfect fleshbags in such a way as to induce a sense of lust or romantic guardianship in the reader? Why do this when there are probably far more viable options for vicariously injecting yourself into a situation where you can protect and/or "be with" and c...

Yo Bezdom, are you Stalin?

YES. YES. YES.
ADD FLAMETHROWERS, IT BE CROSSOVER TIEM.

Weird, I don't remember the title of this thread missing "a shit". I suppose I may as well leave it that way, for posterity's sake. Thats an interesting topic. I think people care about self-harming because to them it is comparable to drug usage and other activities that alter your body/mind in a wa...

For what, exactly?

Damn title character limit.

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This is assuming of course that the hypothetical person isn't a whiny fucking emo who talks about it constantly. If they are like the vast majority of people who engage in the practice, why would anybody give a shit? Hell, as long as you're not cutting to the vein, it's a less self-destructive habit...

GODDAMMIT, IT'S THE BIRD ALL OVER AGAIN

^
Puppets would be great, we could bring Keji on as an artistic lead. Or claymation.

Sorry, but this really does seem like a terrible idea.