Official Wyges Fan Club Thread

[GirlScout]

The go to thread for all things Wyges, fans and secret admirers alike COMBINE.

Also, swaggervest

[alabaster]

Wygies seems nice I guess.

[Worthington]

Wyges is my favourite skinhead.

[Wyges]

D'awwww... You guys are so sweet! <3 I never imagined I would have my own fan club.

So what now? Should I tweet some bikini shots like a true celebrity for fanservice? Oh, maybe vest shots?

[ILY]

Wyges has a nice pair of shoes

[jarek56]

D'awwww... You guys are so sweet! <3 I never imagined I would have my own fan club.

So what now? Should I tweet some bikini shots like a true celebrity for fanservice? Oh, maybe vest shots?

It's because we love you, Wyges. And Shiidaji, I'm CERTAIN, is a proud sassy Black woman who'll try to talk me to death should I try and steal you for my own.

You take the money shots, you'd BETTER expect Shiidaji to climb all over your ass. Especially since you got that positively SWANKEY new vest.

[Shiidaji]

Wyges is okay. I like his vest.

[scopedknife]

Everyone keeps talking about a vest... I haven't seen this vest! D: I wanna seeeeee~~~

[Waytfm]

I'm in.

[ILY]

Everyone keeps talking about a vest... I haven't seen this vest! D: I wanna seeeeee~~~

Gotta pay to see it
I'm the ticket distributor

[jarek56]

Everyone keeps talking about a vest... I haven't seen this vest! D: I wanna seeeeee~~~

Gotta pay to see it
I'm the ticket distributor

You cunning BASTARD.

[Malkav]

Everyone keeps talking about a vest... I haven't seen this vest! D: I wanna seeeeee~~~

Gotta pay to see it
I'm the ticket distributor

You cunning BASTARD.

Ooo! Ooo! Can I be a cunning LINGUIST, then? That way, I can be the official spokesperson for this fanclub! And we can spread our love for Wyges EVERYWHERE! All that's needed is to come up with an enticing line that people everywhere wouldn't find hard to swallow, and we could potentially fill the world with Wyges' warmth and kindness! Ah, I can see it now... but wait, shouldn't we come up with impressive titles to go along with it? Like "Malkav: The Mouth of Wyges", or "Shiidaji: The Right Hand of Wyges", or "Wyges: He Who Fills All Emptiness"?

[jarek56]

Everyone keeps talking about a vest... I haven't seen this vest! D: I wanna seeeeee~~~

Gotta pay to see it
I'm the ticket distributor

You cunning BASTARD.

Ooo! Ooo! Can I be a cunning LINGUIST, then? That way, I can be the official spokesperson for this fanclub! And we can spread our love for Wyges EVERYWHERE! All that's needed is to come up with an enticing line that people everywhere wouldn't find hard to swallow, and we could potentially fill the world with Wyges' warmth and kindness! Ah, I can see it now... but wait, shouldn't we come up with impressive titles to go along with it? Like "Malkav: The Mouth of Wyges", or "Shiidaji: The Right Hand of Wyges", or "Wyges: He Who Fills All Emptiness"?

...I could think of no better a mouthpiece. GO FORTH, MIGHTY ONE, AND SPREAD THE HOLY WORD. Remember the words of the greatest Messiah to exist since the advent of modern Computers!
"YOU CAN'T KILL THE MESSIAH." -Kane

But wait, what the hell's MY position?! You're the Cunning Linguist, Shiidaji's the Cunning Bastard, ILY's...Whatever it is, but what about me!?

[TheLastMelody]

Who is Wyges?

[scopedknife]

Who is Wyges?

I... what?

....

Are you serious? You got a death wish, son?!

[ILY]

Who is Wyges?

Apparently someone who is more popular than you

[jarek56]

Who is Wyges?

...You shall be schooled.

[QbertEnhanced]

I was Wyges FIRST fan.

[Waytfm]

I was Wyges FIRST fan.

Freakin' Hipsters everywhere.

[Worthington]

I was Wyges FIRST fan.

Bullshit bro. I'll fight you.