Lemurs vs. Monkeys: A Battle Royale

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Monkeys or Lemurs?

Poll ended at Thu Nov 01, 2012 10:31 pm

LEMURS, BRO
26
79%
NAW SON, MONKEYS
7
21%
 
Total votes: 33

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Lemurs vs. Monkeys: A Battle Royale

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Lemurs; small, snowy-haired apelike things that are unrealistically cute.

Monkeys; above, except with brown fur, less-freaky eyes, and the ability to throw faeces.

WHO

WILL

WIN?

This extremely important issue was brought up in the dev IRC recently, and it is absolutely imperative that this mammalian rivalry is decided. Don't ask why.

Edit:
Since the poll closed when the previous forums closed, Monkeys won with a single vote.

Edit 2:
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND. Poll ends on Nov 1st.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2LCMhSxjWE
Look at how bitching these lemurs are.
They're all like, "I'm jumping the hell around, I ain't care 'bout you."
Lemurs, bro.
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That lemur video is just too awesome. I worry that it will single-handedly sway everyone to the lemur side of the force.

...But perhaps THIS will change the mind of you who is seated on the fence:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcP91tQ4ZSM

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I voted Lemur. It's pretty obvious.
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Monkeys.

Common ancestor and whatnot, gotta support my kin.

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Pfft. Monkeys have no chance~!
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What is this?! Lemur support on the MS boards?!
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We're doing monkey business and monkeying around is a serious business
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Monkeys win. Hands down. The fact this is even an issue makes me question the judgment of everyone here :P
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Whaaat? Lemurs are the ONLY way to go.
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Smokey wrote:Whaaat? Lemurs are the ONLY way to go.
Lemurs are like the annoying, low class, little brother to monkeys. Lemurs are the microwavable fish sticks to the monkey's fire roasted salmon fillet. (I just went out to eat, can't you tell :P )
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Waytfm wrote:
Smokey wrote:Whaaat? Lemurs are the ONLY way to go.
Lemurs are like the annoying, low class, little brother to monkeys. Lemurs are the microwavable fish sticks to the monkey's fire roasted salmon fillet. (I just went out to eat, can't you tell :P )
Monkeys are common working class food, like McDonald's. Lemurs are for those with a sophisticated palate.
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Go on and fight, Primates. Your internal strife and discord pleases me...
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Worthington wrote:
Waytfm wrote:
Smokey wrote:Whaaat? Lemurs are the ONLY way to go.
Lemurs are like the annoying, low class, little brother to monkeys. Lemurs are the microwavable fish sticks to the monkey's fire roasted salmon fillet. (I just went out to eat, can't you tell :P )
Monkeys are common working class food, like McDonald's. Lemurs are for those with a sophisticated palate.
Or those posers wanting to pretend they enjoy sophistication. It takes a REALLY sophisticated person to admit that the times have moved on since lemurs achieved anything of note.
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Worthington wrote:
Waytfm wrote:
Smokey wrote:Whaaat? Lemurs are the ONLY way to go.
Lemurs are like the annoying, low class, little brother to monkeys. Lemurs are the microwavable fish sticks to the monkey's fire roasted salmon fillet. (I just went out to eat, can't you tell :P )
Monkeys are common working class food, like McDonald's. Lemurs are for those with a sophisticated palate.
Mcdonald's is made from monkey meat?

It... It all makes sense now!

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Worthington wrote:Monkeys are common working class food, like McDonald's. Lemurs are for those with a sophisticated palate.
Nah brah, nah. Monkeys are the apex of fine dining. They are the fine French cuisine, the 5-star restaurants, and gold-plated caviar. Lemurs, on the other hand, are the hobo's can of beans, the porridge served in 19th century orphanages, and the meat that Taco Bell rejects.

(I tried to post this some 8 hours ago, and my internet went down :/ )
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What the shit is this?

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I tend to think of it as an intelligent, rational, discussion about primates and their various advantages and disadvantages, or a clusterfuck of madness. Whichever works
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I saw this during my lurking session... I'll just leave this here and hope it resolves this situation:

http://imgur.com/gallery/12hEv

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M22 wrote:I saw this during my lurking session... I'll just leave this here and hope it resolves this situation:

http://imgur.com/gallery/12hEv
Monkeys do not need to huddle together for warmth. Ergo, monkeys are better. QED
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