Does Everyone Here Play Trombone???

[Waytfm]

Geez, At first it was me and scoped, which was cool. But now Kevin comes out as a boner-blower as well. How many more of you are hiding from me?

[Ravenous]

I could probably learn how if it would make you feel better.

[Super Läzuli]

....boner blower?

[Shiidaji]

Being completely serious when I say I'm learning it right now...

[Super Läzuli]

Trombones. Trombones everywhere.

MS' soundtrack should consist entirely of trombones.

[Ravenous]

Trombones. Trombones everywhere.

MS' soundtrack should consist entirely of trombones.

Oh please no. That would be a very bad place.

[scopedknife]

If Wayt, kevin, Shiidaji and whoever else are willing... I could totally write a piece for trombone ensemble ^__________________________^

[Super Läzuli]

Oh please no. That would be a very bad place.

A very badly awesome place.

Think of it, every trombone. Every one.

[Ravenous]

Do you want me to post what that might sound like?

[Super Läzuli]

Awesome?

(I am being facetious, just so you're aware)

[Waytfm]

....boner blower?

Yes, Boner-blower. Interpret that however you wish.

And scoped. Do it. Do it now.

[scopedknife]

Do it. Do it now.

Can't right now. It's on the list though bro

[jarek56]

Do it. Do it now.

Can't right now. It's on the list though bro

What the...?! I leave you people alone for over 5 hours, and THIS is what you do?!

[Waytfm]

What the...?! I leave you people alone for over 5 hours, and THIS is what you do?!

What are you trying to say man??? *eye twitch* You gotta problem with trombones? You a bono-phobe?

[Ravenous]

With all that sliding, the trombone must be a good warm up for the hambone.

[jarek56]

What the...?! I leave you people alone for over 5 hours, and THIS is what you do?!

What are you trying to say man??? *eye twitch* You gotta problem with trombones? You a bono-phobe?

Their size and suggestive sliding motions offend me. Getting attacked by a band nerd crew armed with trombones back in early high school certainly fails to help things.

Frankly, I'd want to learn how to play the piano if I could.

[scopedknife]

You know I've been boning since age 8. Head boner for my school, took the other boners under my wing, boned in a variety of styles, in front of audiences of thousands, televised in front of millions. Even in front of the Queen. You'll do well to find someone who bones better than me

[keviniskool]

You may be good, but I am average.

Think about it, every trombone is trying to play louder than everyone else. Not me. I fit in, always in tune. Waiting. Watching. At mezzo-forte.

[jarek56]

You know I've been boning since age 8. Head boner for my school, took the other boners under my wing, boned in a variety of styles, in front of audiences of thousands, televised in front of millions. Even in front of the Queen. You'll do well to find someone who bones better than me

Well aren't YOU clever.

[Malkav]

Sweet baby Jesus, what have I done to this forum? Also, fellow tromboner here.

I am lying.