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ILY
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Funny IRC quotes

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I've noticed that quite a few other sites have a thread akin to this, so here we go. I'll kick it off with something that happened a few minutes ago.
Colored the relevant bits.
<hamza> hi
<ILY> hello
<oneupmuffin> hey
<hamza> hawe are you
<andy25100> Hello.
<ILY> better than Christopher Dorner
<hamza> my namme is hamza and you ??
<oneupmuffin> im good
<hamza> ok what's your name
<oneupmuffin> my name is muffin/oneman
<ILY> it appears to be oneupmuffin
<hamza> ok where are you from
<oneupmuffin> east coast usa
<oneupmuffin> you?

<hamza> morocco
<ILY> I'm from south Florida
<hamza> can you comming in morocco
<ILY> probably not
<hamza> i speek white oneupmuffin
<ILY> I see
<hamza> hhhh spick you in frensh
<hamza> where ae you

<oneupmuffin> I am here
<oneupmuffin> Hello

<hamza> ok can you comming for me in morocco ??
<oneupmuffin> you mean can i visit you?
<oneupmuffin> hamza pmed me and called me bb
<oneupmuffin> i think im being sexually harassed

<ILY> I'd harass you tbh
<ILY> bby
<oneupmuffin> :o
<hamza> you men or womman
<ILY> not sexually
<oneupmuffin> none of your business hamza
<ILY> violently maybe
<hamza> ok this is my numero -number removed- calle me bb
<oneupmuffin> dinner bbl
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<ILY> lol
<ILY> I think you struck out, hamza

<hamza> what spick in frensh
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* ChanServ gives channel operator status to QbertEnhanced
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Re: Funny IRC quotes

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