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Smokey wrote:Whaaat? Lemurs are the ONLY way to go.
Lemurs are like the annoying, low class, little brother to monkeys. Lemurs are the microwavable fish sticks to the monkey's fire roasted salmon fillet. (I just went out to eat, can't you tell )
Monkeys are common working class food, like McDonald's. Lemurs are for those with a sophisticated palate.
Mcdonald's is made from monkey meat?
It... It all makes sense now!
Sadly, they really do. I would know. I WORK THERE. Don't eat the big macs. JUST DON'T. And the chicken? HA. YOU FOOLS. It's WEASEL.
Lemurs, baby. LEMURS ALL THE WAY. I have hated monkehs ever since I fought them for hours of my life in Ape Escape. Fucking machine-gun totting, robot flying, missile-launching asshats...and they could only do all that with ungodly SCIENCE HELMETS OF SMARTNESS. Damn those machine gun monkeys...
But wait! A challenger to the otherwise-uncontested Lemur King appears! Does this monkey stand a chance??? Or will its rebellious fury ultimately falter and fail before the regal righteousness of Lemur Lord Worthington?!!?
激しさとこの胸の中で絡みついたしやくねつのやみゆるぎないあすとかう
The other side of death
Malkav wrote:But wait! A challenger to the otherwise-uncontested Lemur King appears! Does this monkey stand a chance??? Or will its rebellious fury ultimately falter and fail before the regal righteousness of Lemur Lord Worthington?!!?
Uncle Ruckus in this forum? I thought I'd never see the day.
Malkav wrote:But wait! A challenger to the otherwise-uncontested Lemur King appears! Does this monkey stand a chance??? Or will its rebellious fury ultimately falter and fail before the regal righteousness of Lemur Lord Worthington?!!?
Uncle Ruckus in this forum? I thought I'd never see the day.