Lemurs vs. Monkeys: A Battle Royale

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Monkeys or Lemurs?

Poll ended at Thu Nov 01, 2012 10:31 pm

LEMURS, BRO
26
79%
NAW SON, MONKEYS
7
21%
 
Total votes: 33

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It's mainstream, ergo it sucks. QED.
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I am now a cranky lemur.
I have always been a cranky lemur.
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Lemurs are nothing but cracky cats to begin with.
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If you're talking about King Julian, then it's lemurs all the way :mrgreen:

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Honeymuffin wrote:
Worthington wrote:
Waytfm wrote:
Smokey wrote:Whaaat? Lemurs are the ONLY way to go.
Lemurs are like the annoying, low class, little brother to monkeys. Lemurs are the microwavable fish sticks to the monkey's fire roasted salmon fillet. (I just went out to eat, can't you tell :P )
Monkeys are common working class food, like McDonald's. Lemurs are for those with a sophisticated palate.
Mcdonald's is made from monkey meat?

It... It all makes sense now!
Sadly, they really do. I would know. I WORK THERE. Don't eat the big macs. JUST DON'T. And the chicken? HA. YOU FOOLS. It's WEASEL.

Lemurs, baby. LEMURS ALL THE WAY. I have hated monkehs ever since I fought them for hours of my life in Ape Escape. Fucking machine-gun totting, robot flying, missile-launching asshats...and they could only do all that with ungodly SCIENCE HELMETS OF SMARTNESS. Damn those machine gun monkeys...

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Turtles..... thats all I have to say.

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Homeless wrote:Turtles..... thats all I have to say.
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Homeless wrote:Turtles..... thats all I have to say.
TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN!!!
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I think blackjack scores the winning goal for Team Lemur right here.
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Lemurs won before the battle started

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But wait! A challenger to the otherwise-uncontested Lemur King appears! Does this monkey stand a chance??? Or will its rebellious fury ultimately falter and fail before the regal righteousness of Lemur Lord Worthington?!!?

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Malkav wrote:But wait! A challenger to the otherwise-uncontested Lemur King appears! Does this monkey stand a chance??? Or will its rebellious fury ultimately falter and fail before the regal righteousness of Lemur Lord Worthington?!!?

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WolfHunner wrote: Uncle Ruckus in this forum? I thought I'd never see the day.
I've seen a lot of weird stuff here haha

Plus he is destined to dominate the internet

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To this feeble challenger, I give only contempt.

EDIT: On second thought, I send some of my lemur underlings to attack you.
Combat lemurs.
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Game over, lemurs win

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I am gonna create a round two, since the other one ended when we switched forums!

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Damn, I cant make polls.
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Poll is back open.

You have a single choice that cannot be changed back. Poll ends on November 1st.

The winner may show up in the VN.
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Thanks, Smoke ^_^

EDIT:
Almost clicked monkey since Lemurs are mainstream here, but the Lemurs are just too awesome!
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WolfHunner wrote:
Malkav wrote:But wait! A challenger to the otherwise-uncontested Lemur King appears! Does this monkey stand a chance??? Or will its rebellious fury ultimately falter and fail before the regal righteousness of Lemur Lord Worthington?!!?

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