Burgers vs. Fried Chicken

[TheDaftStudent]

A debate has broken out amongst the dev team whether which is better: Fried Chicken... or the mighty HAMBURGER! Which do YOU think is better?

[kosherbacon]

inb4 hurr durr McDonald's is crap.



Western cuisine, meet your lord and master for over a century, the Hamburger sammich.

[imperial.standard]

I call nonsense to this falsity! Meet your true and generous masters...



They shall not fail you!

[kosherbacon]

Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

[Honeymuffin]

The temptation to be racist in this thread is overwhelming... But let's just say that I have a STRONG feeling that burgers will win by a landslide.

[Worthington]

The answer is pizza.

[Waytfm]

Those Ribs!!!

And also, Burgers.

[mtkl]

Seems like I'm alone as a hotdog guy...

On a related note: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWXGlNCEPLQ

[Waytfm]

Seems like I'm alone as a hotdog guy...

[mtkl]

Seems like I'm alone as a hotdog guy...

I'd relish wearing that suit at a party.
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[Smokey]

Fried Chicken. All the way baby.

[TheLastMelody]

Ooo, great and mighty burger
Let thine smell seep over the lands and conquer the people.
Let many be fed by your generous taste (especially the BIG bacon-cheeseburgers(not american style ofc))
Let it be as was decided since the spawn of time
One Hamburger to rule them all

[Waytfm]

One Hamburger to rule them all

“Three Burgers for the Picnickers under the sky, seven for the Fat people in their halls of grease, nine for those at increased risk of heart attack and stroke, doomed to die, one for Ronald McDonald on his dark throne, in the land of America where the fat people reside. One Burger to rule them all, some onion rings to find them, one to-go bag to bring them all, and in the darkness nom them. In the land of America where the fat people reside.”

8)

[TheLastMelody]

One Hamburger to rule them all

“Three Burgers for the Picnickers under the sky, seven for the Fat people in their halls of grease, nine for those at increased risk of heart attack and stroke, doomed to die, one for Ronald McDonald on his dark throne, in the land of America where the fat people reside. One Burger to rule them all, some onion rings to find them, one to-go bag to bring them all, and in the darkness nom them. In the land of America where the fat people reside.”

8)

I don't live in america if that was what you were implying, hell, I live on the other side of the ecuator.

[Waytfm]

Nah, I'm from Arkansas. I'm just making fun of America (The world's passtime, second only to football). I needed something to replace Mordor, and I felt America was appropriate in the setting.

[TheLastMelody]

Nah, I'm from Arkansas. I'm just making fun of America (The world's passtime, second only to football). I needed something to replace Mordor, and I felt America was appropriate in the setting.

Aha, I see
And I think the Interwebz wins against football when it comes to passtime.

[Waytfm]

Porn specifically.

[TheLastMelody]

Porn specifically.

Lawl, I think MMO's beat porn actually.

[Waytfm]

Porn specifically.

Lawl, I think MMO's beat porn actually.

Nothing. Beats. Porn.
Porn is an energy field created by all living things, it surrounds us, it penetrates us, it binds the galaxy together

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of Porn

Porn will be with you, always

[TheLastMelody]

Porn specifically.

Lawl, I think MMO's beat porn actually.

Nothing. Beats. Porn.
Porn is an energy field created by all living things, it surrounds us, it penetrates us, it binds the galaxy together

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of Porn

Porn will be with you, always

I see, so we should replace all of "The Force" lines with "The Porn"?

"Use the Porn, Luke"
"May the Porn be with you"
"The Porn is strong in this one"