Burgers vs. Fried Chicken

[Homeless]

Burger





This is a bacon double cheese burger.

It has three quarter pound patties, yes I said three.

It has 3 deep fried pieces of Back bacon, did I mention that it was deep fried?

Cheese, lots n lots o cheese.

The works is like eating a salad in it and of it's own.

It comes with fries. A lot of fries.

[notop]

Burger





This is a bacon double cheese burger.

It has the quarter pound patties, yes I said three.

It has 3 deep fried pieces of Back bacon, did I mention that it was deep fried?

Cheese, lots n lots o cheese.

The works is like eating a salad in it and of it's own.

It comes with fries. A lot of fries.

No, you did not say three.


And to be relevant...
Fried chicken, since I can't eat burgers.
Though, veggie-burger? Then heck yes.

[Homeless]

No, you did not say three.


And to be relevant...
Fried chicken, since I can't eat burgers.
Though, veggie-burger? Then heck yes.

It says three now

[notop]

I see what you did there.

[Waytfm]

So, I have absolutely no food, and I'm starving now. Thanks a lot Homeless

[Worthington]

So, I have absolutely no food, and I'm starving now. Thanks a lot Homeless

You could eat all the delicious irony in that statement.

[Waytfm]

You could eat all the delicious irony in that statement.

Can't. I'm on a diet.

[Homeless]

So, I have absolutely no food, and I'm starving now. Thanks a lot Homeless

You could eat all the delicious irony in that statement.

You know, they say that irony is an important part of a balanced, healthy diet.

[MagicIris]

Hamburgers for sure. So many ways to make em as opposed to fried chicken, which you can only fry.

SUBMIT!

[notop]

Well, KFC did that whole, "grilled, fried chicken" thing, and that went over pretty well.

[Homeless]

Well, KFC did that whole, "grilled, fried chicken" thing, and that went over pretty well.

No it didn't. If it had, chicken would be the new black.

[notop]

No it didn't. If it had, chicken would be the new black.

When I read that, I pictured people walking around in clothes made entirely from fried chicken. Nudity would run rampant, from all the eating of clothes...
That would uncomfortable... But in a sexy, tasty way.

[Waytfm]

It would be like Lady Gaga's homeplanet

[Homeless]

No it didn't. If it had, chicken would be the new black.

When I read that, I pictured people walking around in clothes made entirely from fried chicken. Nudity would run rampant, from all the eating of clothes...
That would uncomfortable... But in a sexy, tasty way.

Damn near pissed myself laugh at this post.. thanks for that..

[Brasse]

This is a bacon double cheese burger.

It has three quarter pound patties, yes I said three.

It has 3 deep fried pieces of Back bacon, did I mention that it was deep fried?

Cheese, lots n lots o cheese.

The works is like eating a salad in it and of it's own.

It comes with fries. A lot of fries.

That made me hungry again despite having a hearty dinner very recently. I think you've managed to persuade me to favour burgers over chicken, too.