The Official "We Can't Count" Thread!

[TheDaftStudent]

Hi there! I'm Daft, and I can't count. If you haven't noticed on the twitter account when the character releases were done - the counting was a bit off. That would be me~!

So, what have we learned today?
That this: 1-2-3-3-3-7-8 is not the proper way to count to the number 8 or the number 7.

Who else can't count and what goofs have you made?

[SemiPolish]

I also enjoy refried beans with my Pollo Achiote.

Forgive me, I cannot read thread titles or first posts.

[Worthington]

También disfruto de frijoles refritos con mi Pollo Achiote.

Forgive me, I translate sentences with Spanish words in them fully into Spanish.

[Mr Immortal]

Och, wats wrang wie yae, yae daftie! I dinna underlstun how yae couldnae coont tae aite withoot makun a mishtake! I ken wee yins who can dae it withoot any problums!

Och, forlgive mae! I tend ta type in scottish when I'am annoyeed orl confoosed!

[Gloom]

זה בסדר, גם אני לא יודע לספור. אני זוכר כמה הפסדים מאד משפילים ב-"שבע בום".

סלחו לי, אני נוטה לשכוח לעתים להחליף את מצב השפה על המקלדת שלי.

[Mr Immortal]

Gotta love Google translate

[Worthington]

Gotta love Google translate

Gloom is Israeli.

[notop]

Gotta love Google translate

Gloom is Israeli.

Fail.

Forgive me, I tend to reply with one word sentences.

[Malkav]

すみませんでした。英語の言葉を日本語で書全部書きますよ。
Sumimasen deshita. Eigo no kotoba wo nihongo de zenbu kakimasu yo.
It has never ended. English words, in Japanese, all of them, I write.

Literal translations FOR THE WIN. Yoda, eat your heart out.

[Waytfm]

Hallo, Ich bin zwölf Jahre alt und was ist diese?

[Gloom]

Wow. Following the suggestion above, I tried to put my earlier post through Google Translate and I have to say, the result is surprisingly good! It does mess up the grammar a little towards the end, and the meaning of the first sentence is turned on its head because of it (implying that I am good at maths instead of the opposite), but otherwise, Holy Shit Awesome Service there.

[Brasse]

I have this peculiar problem with longer sentences where they progressively are become increase difficult be wary of understanding that of whereabouts there became nobody hatred irritating of getting it nevertheless all at stupidity everhow going in direction of ending it suddenly seems to make more and more sense, effectively starting out the same way as the beginning of the sentence.

[durhal]

My problem is that I can't finish what I am going to

[Zarich]

My predicament is, well, it isn't really a predicament...For example you know when you were a child..or an adult and you did something wrong, well not exactly wrong, more like, a sort of accident per say, and you have a hard time explaining it. It sort of of like that, except it isn't. To be more precise, my certain predicament was that I sort of talk in a way that I use too many words when I...for example there is this book made by this lady and she wrote in the most superfluous way, saying like a sentence for a word. Well, my certain predicament is sort of like this....I guess.

[Astartus]

Well, my predicament that I verbs.

[TheLastMelody]

My thing has to be that I can't really....

Ooooo, look at those pretty flowers *stareeeee*

Okay, where were we?

[Wren]

My thing has to be that I can't really....

Ooooo, look at those pretty flowers *stareeeee*

Okay, where were we?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBWrMQVsuak

[TheLastMelody]

My thing has to be that I can't really....

Ooooo, look at those pretty flowers *stareeeee*

Okay, where were we?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBWrMQVsuak

Sense no made that did

[Malkav]

[quote="Wren"][quote="TheLastMelody"]My thing has to be that I can't really....

Ooooo, look at those pretty flowers *stareeeee*

Okay, where were we?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBWrMQVsuak[/quote][/spoiler]
Sense no made that did[/quote]

Not from I understand you may come a world.

[TheLastMelody]

[quote="Wren"]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBWrMQVsuak

Sense no made that did

Not from I understand you may come a world.

[/quote]
World I from sense come much does it