Dev Chat Theatre

[alabaster]

In this thread we quote devs out of context. Like so:

<awaybaster> guys help
<awaybaster> I'm not sure how to have sex with my sister.
<TJeffy> Jam it in
<Smokey> ^
* awaybaster takes notes.

[Wren]

Remember the basic equation for force ala.

F= ma

[alabaster]

Let's air Hama's dirty secrets!

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[Waytfm]

Well... since "Dev" is such a vague term, I'll interpret it as any devs for any project.

As such, I'll share this:

[3/11/2013 2:28:15 PM] Rima:tischbeinficker
[3/11/2013 2:28:17 PM] Rima: ...
[3/11/2013 2:28:38 PM] Waytfm: tisch?
[3/11/2013 2:28:41 PM] Rima: table
[3/11/2013 2:28:42 PM] Waytfm: Isn't that table?
[3/11/2013 2:28:43 PM] Waytfm: lol
[3/11/2013 2:28:45 PM] Rima: yep
[3/11/2013 2:28:53 PM] Waytfm: table.. fucker?
[3/11/2013 2:28:53 PM] Rima: table leg fucker
[3/11/2013 2:28:59 PM] Waytfm: what the fuck, Germany?
[3/11/2013 2:29:01 PM] Waytfm: what the fuck?

[TonyTwoFingers]

*Sigh.* Now I have to go get tested.

[alabaster]

Somnova's modus operandi:

[00:41] <@Smokey> Sometimes people will die but w/e, sake of progress

[alabaster]

Devving super hard.

[05:00] <alabaster> I'm not imagining those, am I?
[05:01] <TJeffy> ... mayyyyyyybe?
[05:01] <TJeffy> I mean... I kind of see them, but also kind of don't.
[05:01] <TJeffy> There's a lot of fabric there.
[05:01] <alabaster> Yeah, really...
[05:03] <alabaster> >that feel when it's part of my job to go "No, those hips are far too sexy and we cannot have that."
[05:04] <TJeffy> I don't envy you.
[05:04] <TJeffy> Libido-killer.

[TheLastMelody]

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This is random because there is no context!

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YURI IS MANLY!

[Ravenous]

I'd like to point out that what TLM posted was not in dev chat.

Instead, have some CA devchat to make up for it.

Waytfm: Remake The Final Countdown, and I'll make [redacted] a magician

[sky]

[23:10:04] <@Worthington> >tfw everyone rages when they find out you can't fuck Anna
[23:10:24] <@Worthington> oh shit this is the public IRC

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[TheLastMelody]

Ooooh, you meant what was only posted in the Dev Chat? I thought it meant from the somnova devs in any chat ^_^"

[whiic]

[23:10:04] <@Worthington> >tfw everyone rages when they find out you can't fuck Anna
[23:10:24] <@Worthington> oh shit this is the public IRC

I actually hope one of the heroines would be a troll: no sex. Or no "Good End" for that matter, only neutral and bad ones.

Am I a masochist for hoping to get trolled?
(INB4 the entire VN is a troll project.)

[ProNice]

Well, you can be sure that there are some hefty surprises waiting for you

[Waytfm]

Well, you can be sure that there are some hefty girthy surprises waiting for you

They're all traps.

[TheLastMelody]

Well, you can be sure that there are some hefty girthy surprises waiting for you ;)

They're all traps.

OH GOD! If this is true, then Waytfm is the biggest troll yet...

[Hamadyne]

Since everyone loves dev chats, here's two new ones:

[20:38] <TJeffy> Ala is going to beat me with a belt
[20:38] <@Hamadyne> kinky

[23:13] <keviniskool> Already rolling 143,150 per second
[23:13] <keviniskool> I'M OUT
[23:13] <@Hamadyne> mother of god

[sky]

[01:50:52] <TJeffy> Right now you're using 1980s technology
[01:51:01] <TJeffy> To talk to someone a third of the way around the earth
[01:51:11] <TJeffy> Who is making a porn game
[01:51:18] <TJeffy> Set in Austria
[01:51:23] <TJeffy> About crazy girls
[01:51:35] <TJeffy> If that's not kinda crazy, I don't know what is

He's got a point.

[TheLastMelody]

[01:50:52] <TJeffy> Right now you're using 1980s technology
[01:51:01] <TJeffy> To talk to someone a third of the way around the earth
[01:51:11] <TJeffy> Who is making a porn game
[01:51:18] <TJeffy> Set in Austria
[01:51:23] <TJeffy> About crazy girls
[01:51:35] <TJeffy> If that's not kinda crazy, I don't know what is

He's got a point.

True that.

"TJeffy, getting to the bottom of things"

[sky]

[00:36:43] Tony TwoFingers: I know what brouhaha means
[00:37:11] Tony TwoFingers: I was one of the state vocabulary champions back in middle school
[00:37:40] Tony TwoFingers: And yes, I use that line to pick up girls

[Chisana]

On 6/5/14, at 5:28 PM, Tony TwoFingers wrote:
> It's hilarious when I do it to you, but when it happens to me, it's too far

♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ) I did, Jeffy, I did.