Lemurs vs. Monkeys: A Battle Royale

[Smokey]

I saw this during my lurking session... I'll just leave this here and hope it resolves this situation:

http://imgur.com/gallery/12hEv

Monkeys do not need to huddle together for warmth. Ergo, monkeys are better. QED

Monkeys huddling look nasty, lemurs look cute. Lemurs are better.

[mtkl]

I saw this during my lurking session... I'll just leave this here and hope it resolves this situation:

http://imgur.com/gallery/12hEv

Monkeys do not need to huddle together for warmth. Ergo, monkeys are better. QED

Monkeys huddling look nasty, lemurs look cute. Lemurs are better.

Monkeys look better in natural hot springs. I don't think lemurs ever bathe in natural hot springs. Hence, monkeys are better.

[Astartus]

Nah brah, nah. Monkeys are the apex of fine dining. They are the fine French cuisine, the 5-star restaurants, and gold-plated caviar. Lemurs, on the other hand, are the hobo's can of beans, the porridge served in 19th century orphanages, and the meat that Taco Bell rejects.

You were saying?

[Worthington]

Nah brah, nah. Monkeys are the apex of fine dining. They are the fine French cuisine, the 5-star restaurants, and gold-plated caviar. Lemurs, on the other hand, are the hobo's can of beans, the porridge served in 19th century orphanages, and the meat that Taco Bell rejects.

You were saying?

This is the best development team ever.

[Smokey]

Monkeys look better in natural hot springs. I don't think lemurs ever bathe in natural hot springs. Hence, monkeys are better.

Why would you want to watch Monkeys in a natural hot spring anyways?

[mtkl]

Monkeys look better in natural hot springs. I don't think lemurs ever bathe in natural hot springs. Hence, monkeys are better.

Why would you want to watch Monkeys in a natural hot spring anyways?

Because they're ****ing cute, that's why. It's almost like they're human :3

[Smokey]

If I wanted something similar to watching humans in a bath, I would watch humans in a bath.

Also, we're pretty relaxed about swearing, so no need for censoring unless you really want to.

[Waytfm]

From Wikipedia

The name derives from the Latin term lemures, which refers to specters or ghosts that were exorcised during the Lemuria festival. Linnaeus was familiar with the nocturnal habits and ghost-like appearance of lemurs and lorises, as well as their noiseless movements at night, reflective eyes, and ghostly cries. He may also have known that the some Malagasy people have held legends that lemurs are the souls of their ancestors. Being familiar with the works of Virgil and Ovid and seeing an analogy that fit with his naming scheme, Linnaeus adapted the term "lemur" for these nocturnal primates.

Is it too late to change my vote?

[TheLastMelody]

Lemurs are obviously a better choice than monkeys.
Monkeys get enough PR as it is, time to promote the lemurs!!

[Waytfm]

The poll has reached a state of equilibrium. If anybody screws that up, then the resultant war, and the millions of causalities, is on their head.

[TheLastMelody]

The poll has reached a state of equilibrium. If anybody screws that up, then the resultant war, and the millions of causalities, is on their head.

Don't tempt me.

[Waytfm]

Don't tempt me.

Oh god, the fate of the world rests on someone on the internet not pushing the button. We're all rightly fucked, we are.

[TheLastMelody]

Don't tempt me.

Oh god, the fate of the world rests on someone on the internet not pushing the button. We're all rightly fucked, we are.

So many buttons, so little time

[imperial.standard]

bloody hell, its tied as of the moment, how could this happen??

[Waytfm]

bloody hell, its tied as of the moment, how could this happen??

It's for the best. It'll save millions of lives in the long run

[Captain Ersatz]

bloody hell, its tied as of the moment, how could this happen??

I didn't even know there was 30 people who came here often enough to vote

[myshoesarebrown]

I'm strongly tempted to finally vote in this poll, but both Monkeys AND Lemurs are shit-tier. What scrub would bother with them?

[Worthington]

I'm strongly tempted to finally vote in this poll, but both Monkeys AND Lemurs are shit-tier. What scrub would bother with them?

The people with admin access to your account

[Captain Ersatz]

I'm strongly tempted to finally vote in this poll, but both Monkeys AND Lemurs are shit-tier. What scrub would bother with them?

The scrublords with admin access to your account

Eat it nerd 8)

[Waytfm]

I'm strongly tempted to finally vote in this poll, but both Monkeys AND Lemurs are shit-tier. What scrub would bother with them?

The scrublords with admin access to your account

Eat it nerd 8)

You are toying with forces far beyond your understanding